Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Uhhhh

Tonight's news had a story about a man in Lakeland, FL who was attacked by an 11 foot alligator. The man was rescued by 4 police officers - who risked their lives to save him.

The man, the reporter stated, admitted he had been smoking crack-cocaine before he was attacked. A few sentences later the reporter said that authorities were still trying to figure out what the victim was doing down by the water, naked, at 4 am.

Uhhh... BECAUSE HE WAS SMOKING CRACK-COCAINE...because he was smoking crack-cocaine.

I'm not a doctor or a detective but I have a pretty big hunch that's probably the reason the dude was hanging out naked near alligator infested waters - just a hunch.

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