Sunday Make Overs

Saturday Images

Pictures of friends kids - too cute!

For Stef

MUWHA

For Kristin

Fingah

this was taken w/ my camera phone
i'm pretty sure it's a picture of my finger tip on top of the lens
i like it

New Readers

They will be here in about a week - I can't wait!

What Would Scooter Do?

I think I've mentioned that those Scooter Do mobility things make me laugh. When I see people cruising around town or up and down the aisles in Wal Mart on one...I don't know what it is about them but they give me the giggles.

Today though in Kroger something else happened that has happened to me before I just never thought much about it until now. But whenever I encounter someone on one of those scooters they are usually blocking the aisle and traveling at a slow rate of speed. I end up getting flustered and I never know if I should lurk behind them pretending I normally walk at that pace or if I should hurriedly, clumsily, and apologetically scoot by them.

Either way I feel rude. If I pass them even when I say excuse I feel like I almost always cut them off and if I wait behind them they almost never see me back there - or at least acknowledge me and so I'm stuck waiting for my chance to bob and weave around them.

And I know I'm hell bound for laughing at the pictures I posted with this blog. Maybe there will be scooters in hell.

weekend pics

Off to the Dog Park

Saturday Night w/ Friends

My name in Lights

Thanks Jared!

Violet's Morning

Amputate Sponge Bob's Right Leg

Bring freshly amputated leg into bathroom and stick nose in shower trying to get someone to play

Stalker of/Barker at squirrels

(finally she rests on top of the couch looking cute and innocent

but I didn't get a picture of that)

My big 'crisis'

After 4 weeks, 4 nail techs and two salons I'm back where I started and I think I'm finally happy. I've had the worst luck w/ my nails and nail techs. Lei Lei brought me back from the brink last night after I had painted my humpy bumpy lifting acrylic nails a color called Beet Stain.

I did a horrible job, made a terrible mess, and couldn't get the damn nails to soak off so I drove up to Angel Nails in a panic and Lei Lei said "I make you happy" and she did.

She did a great job, making them natural and she didn't tell about a crazy ex who tried to stab her (true story from last week's adventures with Phong the nail tech from hell). Phong phucked up.

Phong not only told me about his crazy ex but also about how he likes to leave without telling anyone - just up and leave for a few weeks and also his dependence on Ambien, Xanax and other Rx. I mean I get it, I do, the need to relax but you don't know me so please don't unload all your personal shit on me while you are Phucking up my nails ~ Thanks.

So now that my nails are back to normal I can back to solving the world's other big problems...

Latest Trend

Is there some sort of trend I've missed that involves taking stretch limos to Target and Kroger...and you're not a famous person?

I saw two this weekend - the people at Target; complete with tats and mullets were taking a picture as they got out of their limo to do some shopping at Target.

They didn't appear dressed for prom more like a county fair.

Just curious if I was behind the trend curve...

Jared's pic

Bugg & Bug

for a limited time only

I WANT this T-shirt

and this one

I think it would be cool - yes cool - for several of my friends to have as well and we could walk around town in a gang of super cool people with super funny t-shirts and everyone would know we were loose drunkards - and super cool

I love free stuff

I got this Dunkin shirt for free a few weeks ago. I was going to buy it but for some reason the manager let me have it for free. Maybe b/c my boobs look awesome it. Kidding :)

Night Swimming

Heard the song Night Swimming on the radio tonight and it reminded me how much I like night swimming.

Swimming at night is calming and thrilling.

The water's darkness makes it almost feels thicker.

Thrilling because you don't know for certain what's in the water.

It's been too long since I've been swimming at night.

Monday Offsite

The four 'asses' I work with :)